reallyreallyreallytrying:

me ?big time math fan. divided by. times. plus. everything. I love it. all time favourite sum is probaly 2+2=4. classic. ah, maths

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harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

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demoncolbert:

i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him

i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy

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sapphicslut:

if u don’t reblog my selfies I’m calling the Police

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khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

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inbox:

inbox:

inbox:

I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE

just kidding I photoshopped this you hooligans

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ghostrider-nipslip:

svveden:

a haiku about me in social situations

what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what what

is this a macklemore song 

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stupidstagram:

if zayn is your #5 u should stop, u should reevaluate, u should do some soul searching and u should come up with a better opinion 

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richwhitelesbian:

if its for nerds i dont like it. i only like cool things because im a cool guy

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