the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

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deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

circumcising:

awh good for themimage

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

ridge:

omg

ridge:

omg

prettykittyplaypen:

peachxpit:

accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up

quentintortellini:

quentintortellini:

quentintortellini:

WHAT DO WE WANT?!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!

BETTER TIMING!!

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese