Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.
Eyeliner tips&tricks (this is so beautiful omg)
HOW TO HAVE STRONGASS EYEBROW GAME (THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER)
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
awh good for them
soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT
accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads
when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacks
freshman advice: just dont show up
WHAT DO WE WANT?!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese